My dad usually makes fun of somebody for absolutely no reason.
Since my dad retired, he’s picked up on Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and the other Fox News dimwits.
On this particular night, my dad laughed about the earlier episode from this morning’s radio show. If you didn’t know, these conservative talk show hosts are actually creatures made up of piles of pork products that are rejected from the hot dog companies. So those rejected former pig lips and assholes get shaped into human form with Krazy Glue and santorum. (If you don’t know what santorum is, look it up.)
Well, my dad starts going over the line with his sense of humor into just cruel — as usual.
“Then Sean Hannity/Rush Limbaugh/Glenn Beck (I don’t know which doofus my dad actually listened to that particular morning — they all sound the same to me) said, ‘This Supreme Court Justice woman wants women in the military doing military jobs, but I bet Ruth Bader Ginswhatever has never done a single pull-up or a push-up in her entire life! Hah! Hilarious! Isn’t it?”
I’m sure my dad slapped his knee and if he were a generation younger he’d be expecting a high five from my mom. She looked at him disgusted.
So my dad turned to me. Before he said anything, I chipped in, “Do you think Pretty Boy Trump has ever done a pull-up or push-up in his entire life? Do you think his fatass can now? Or could ever?”
Amazingly so, that shut my dad up. At least for a few minutes.